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Money's Tight Christmas Card
My Store
Regular price
$9.00
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Money's Tight Christmas Card
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Celebrate the holidays with brutal honesty 🎅🔥 This hilarious Money’s Short, Times Are Hard, Here’s Your F**ing Christmas Card* is the ultimate funny Christmas card for broke besties, sarcastic siblings, coworkers with a sense of humor, and anyone who loves dark humor and profanity-laced holiday cheer.
Featuring a grumpy, chain-smoking Santa who’s clearly over it, this rude Christmas card delivers laughs louder than sleigh bells. Perfect for fans of sarcastic gifts, offensive humor, adult holiday cards, and people who would rather laugh than fake cheer this season.
Whether you’re gifting your best friend, your stressed-out coworker, or your “we don’t do mushy” partner — this card is the relatable, laugh-out-loud Christmas humor everyone secretly wants but no one expects.
✨ Ideal for:
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Funny Christmas gifts
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Sarcastic holiday cards
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Gag gifts for adults
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Snarky greeting cards
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Profanity Christmas cards
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Unique Xmas cards
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Rude but funny gifts
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Office Secret Santa gifts
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Holiday humor lovers
Because nothing says “I care” like a little unapologetic Christmas sarcasm 🎄💀
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Vendor: My Store
Product title: Money's Tight Christmas Card